Merry Day after July Christmas....

If Christmas were in July today would be the day after .... just saying.  What a weird week it has been.  I have ridden around my usual route this week and despite my loss of weight, I seem to be going slower.  I cannot fathom why?  It may be that I am weighed down by how stupid the world is becoming and that I sometimes ponder taking a hard left on my trike and cause some plastic boobed mega mommie to shit her thong.  Reminds me of one of the funniest scenes in recent cinemaphotography  the "shit scene" from Hall Pass.  For ease of use and clarity to you shitbaggers, I will even post a link:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jT6ArJJNqPE

1) We had the birth of the royal baby.  It is in italics because when you shit zippers say it you have to say it like you are high on helium and are English (as opposed to Mexican which I shall discuss later).  Who the fuck cares about the royal baby?  Other than the fact that I'd like to watch him nurse, I have no ineterest in the royal baby, unless he is bathing with his mother.  As far as I am concerned the royal baby has just had the best time of his life as he crowned and was then forced out of his mother's va JJ.  I would be crying if I were him as well.  "Let me go back!" Goddamnit.  "Keep that balding nit wit away from that holy place".  Some crack head from London who did the Nanny show actually had the balls to get on about how the royals would have to learn to adjust their lives for the royal baby .  I say bollocks to that as we know that they will have some large busted engorged Nigerian woman as his wet nurse and he will grow up liking his coffee black (if you get my drift).  So fuck off George Phillip Louis!

2) Weinergate.  All I can say is Ashley Leathers?  Ms. Leathers, meat my Mexican friend Mr. Carlos Danger.  Really, that is your name?  And how much was Rush Limbaugh paying you.  The reason Anthony Weiner cannot never hold public office is that the Russians would hire some large chested Svetlana to ticker his tock and then he'd give up the City of New York's nuclear secrets for a nipple shot.  I did hear that Weiner was going to run for President and Eric Holder was his VP.  Imagine the bumper stickers:  Weiner Holder. 

3) Trayvon Zimmerman:  Would those stupid fucking jurors please shut the fuck up.  "He was guilty of murder but the law did not let us convict him".  Please God, do not let me ever be tried before a jury of anyone.  Are these people real people?  Did they graduate from elementary school?  I also read that the Martins received over one million dollars in a wrongful death settlement brought by fat man Crump (their lawyer).  What a bunch of assholes.  They were shit for parents.  There son was a Jr. thug and they did nothing about it and now ugly ass Sybrinna Fulton is giving speeches in MLK cadence (repeating common themes in groups of 3, Bill Clinton was a true master at this as well).

4) Cleveland Kidnapper and Mayor of San Diego:  They are really the same person.  Both minds addled by porn.  Porn is a very diabolical vice.  If your IQ does not extend into the 90's you are likely to think that you can get away with imprisoning women (IN YOUR OWN HOUSE) and grabbing their asses at work when YOU ARE THE MAYOR.  Do I really need to say anything more about these 2? 

So that is the week in review.......hard left into the minivan.......

Mexican Names Part Dos

My comment about white men being afraid of Mexicans has been taken out of context.  What I meant to say is that white american men are afraid of Mexican men, hence our desire to build fences and send nuts in Jeeps out with guns to shoot those long donged latinoes.  We let all the Brits in that ever want to come here because we do not fear the Brits.  Brits are either dirty unwashed drunks or rampant boarding school child molester homosexuals who walk around with the word "BUGGER" in the front of their brain.  Sure we let those guys in and the swedes are fine as well...but no Mexicans.

After my last post I looked up pictures of Weiner and his wife.  He looks like some sort of rodent or a Star Trek character and she looks like she made the biggest mistake of her life.  How could a woman of such seeming beauty and intellect go to bed (and do the dirty) with some rat like skanky little Jewish guy.  I only mention the Jewish because he has that look like his sac probably smell of gefelte fish........I will close on that note and pray that Huma gets no more Weiner on her bagel.

Mexican Names

So, the fat man has returned.  All you pussies better strap one on and shield yourself from penetration..  Penetration is the very topic that I'd like to discuss today.  My query is:  why do people out there use Mexican names when they are doing something dirty or smutty.  Best examples are Mike Vick who actually borrowed the entire name of the country Mexico and used it as a sex name when he was picking up fat butted girls and doing them doggy.  He called himself "Ron Mexico".  Now in today's news we read that Anthony Weiner (who already has a Jewish sex name for whatever good that'll do ya) chose the name "Carlos Danger" when he was out trolling the interwebs for girls to wank with.  What is it about being Mexican that makes men hard?  Or is it some imaginary lust festival that mens think that womens are letting the Mexican gardener do them in the butt --so, ergo, when they want to do womens in the butt they say"Go Mexican".  As far as I know Mike Vick has deported Ron Mexico (however if you look online and find pictures of Mrs. Vick, you have to wonder about a dirty weiner in her butt).  But Anthony Weiner...what is his problem.  I suspect that growing up even other Jews made fun of his name and the heathens were undoubtedly merciless.  So he probably has a whopping big insecurity complex that could certainly not be solved by marrying a Pakistani woman regardless of how hot she might be.  Everyone knows that Pakistani women put up with unshowered gross curry goat smelling motherfuckers all their lives.  The Internet is outside the confines of most Pakistani women's consciousness--so Huma Abdeen is probably oblivious to all of this especially when she talks to her home tent back in Pakistan.  Have you ever though that maybe white men are scared of Mexican men because of their sexual prowess?  Having watch the whole George Zimmerman fiasco, it was clear that that fat motherfucker had no sexual prowess: hence the papers referred to him as a white hispanic.  Whoever heard of such a thing?  Then again, his entire defense was the "pussy defense".  This little cherub of a black boy was beating the crap out of me so I had to shoot him through the heart or he would have killed me.  I am a white hispanic, ie...a complete pussy.  Never will there be a politician who uses either George or Zimmerman as part of their online spank festival.  NO instead it will be Juan Pablo or Joaquin Gonzalez or Jaimie Mexico or even Pailo PuertoRico......

later pussies........