Mexican Names

So, the fat man has returned.  All you pussies better strap one on and shield yourself from penetration..  Penetration is the very topic that I'd like to discuss today.  My query is:  why do people out there use Mexican names when they are doing something dirty or smutty.  Best examples are Mike Vick who actually borrowed the entire name of the country Mexico and used it as a sex name when he was picking up fat butted girls and doing them doggy.  He called himself "Ron Mexico".  Now in today's news we read that Anthony Weiner (who already has a Jewish sex name for whatever good that'll do ya) chose the name "Carlos Danger" when he was out trolling the interwebs for girls to wank with.  What is it about being Mexican that makes men hard?  Or is it some imaginary lust festival that mens think that womens are letting the Mexican gardener do them in the butt --so, ergo, when they want to do womens in the butt they say"Go Mexican".  As far as I know Mike Vick has deported Ron Mexico (however if you look online and find pictures of Mrs. Vick, you have to wonder about a dirty weiner in her butt).  But Anthony Weiner...what is his problem.  I suspect that growing up even other Jews made fun of his name and the heathens were undoubtedly merciless.  So he probably has a whopping big insecurity complex that could certainly not be solved by marrying a Pakistani woman regardless of how hot she might be.  Everyone knows that Pakistani women put up with unshowered gross curry goat smelling motherfuckers all their lives.  The Internet is outside the confines of most Pakistani women's consciousness--so Huma Abdeen is probably oblivious to all of this especially when she talks to her home tent back in Pakistan.  Have you ever though that maybe white men are scared of Mexican men because of their sexual prowess?  Having watch the whole George Zimmerman fiasco, it was clear that that fat motherfucker had no sexual prowess: hence the papers referred to him as a white hispanic.  Whoever heard of such a thing?  Then again, his entire defense was the "pussy defense".  This little cherub of a black boy was beating the crap out of me so I had to shoot him through the heart or he would have killed me.  I am a white hispanic, ie...a complete pussy.  Never will there be a politician who uses either George or Zimmerman as part of their online spank festival.  NO instead it will be Juan Pablo or Joaquin Gonzalez or Jaimie Mexico or even Pailo PuertoRico......

later pussies........